Sauron has many spies with many eyes... but only one of them is a bajillion feet tall and on fire.
Free bagels on Friday (or "bread rings" as Linda likes to call them)
Picture IRL MordorApril 18, 2013
He seeks the One Scratch Post.
Picture The Chocolate-y Eye of SauronJanuary 03, 2013
"You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in Hershey."
Picture Hobbit Hole Nail ArtDecember 18, 2012
Welcome to Finger-End.