Everything is deeply unsettling.
This guy made a sexy lady out of plastic and still had a more productive day than most people.
It's like watching the whole trilogy, but smaller, and very, very still.
Builder Carl Merriam reminds us why it's called "The Swamp of Sadness".
Picture NES-Style Xbox One ControllerJanuary 23, 2014
The wounds of the console wars are now healed.