Plumbers prefer blondes.
Picture Luigi's Player One From Now OnOctober 04, 2013
"From now on, every year's the year of Luigi..."
Picture More Like "Adequate" MarioSeptember 18, 2013
You know, there's mushrooms for that kinda thing.
I'm sorry, Mario, but our princess keeps her cash in another castle.
Picture Princess Peach, Simpsons-izedJuly 03, 2013
Eh, she stopped being worth saving after World 9.