"Voulez-vous Poké avec moi?" All this comfort can be yours for only $350 on etsy.
... it's the only logical explanation besides "a freaky radish".
Picture Insert BillDecember 27, 2013
He's been letting you use his PC for over 15 years.
Rumor has it that Bill's PC has a bidet.
Picture Fire Looks Like IRL PonytaMay 10, 2013
It's super effective against that pile-of-wood Pokemon.