... it's the only logical explanation besides "a freaky radish".
Picture Insert BillDecember 27, 2013
He's been letting you use his PC for over 15 years.
Rumor has it that Bill's PC has a bidet.
Picture Fire Looks Like IRL PonytaMay 10, 2013
It's super effective against that pile-of-wood Pokemon.
Picture Pokemon Starters IRLDecember 13, 2012
PETA is gonna be pissed.