Tea is Secretly Yoshi

February 27, 2012

Do not attempt to ride this drink.

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March 15, 2012

You can't make an omelette without killing a few dinosaurs.

October 17, 2011

So much worse than a turnip to the face.

August 01, 2011

Always keep a friendly dinosaur handy… you never know when you'll need to sacrifice him to clear a jump.

February 01, 2011

"Why yes, Mario, now that you ask, I DO have a PhD in giant robot engineering. What is it you do again? Oh right, you're a f#$*ing plumber."

November 16, 2010

You've got to sacrifice a few dinosaurs if you want to make it to the top.

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