Picture Darth Vader is a Great DadNovember 15, 2011
Having your skin burned off really helps you figure out what's important.
Picture Darth Vader PieAugust 09, 2011
Nothing says "Sorry I was an absent father / galactic tyrant" like a freshly-baked pie.
Happy 33rd birthday, David! We got you a cake with everything you wanted, except your parents' respect.
Picture Darth Mario CosplayJuly 28, 2011
Turns out falling into lava pits dramatically increases your chances of turning to the dark side.
Picture AT-CAT ComicJuly 21, 2011
This is why you never let your quadrapedal battle tank out in the yard unsupervised.