Happy 33rd birthday, David! We got you a cake with everything you wanted, except your parents' respect.
Picture AT-AT CakeMarch 15, 2012
It only has two weaknesses: snowspeeder-mounted tow cables, and mouths.
Picture Life-Size Stormtrooper CakeJanuary 18, 2012
The Empire is so deliciously evil.
Picture Darth SkeletorDecember 09, 2011
"By the sword of Grey Skull, I shall defeat the rebel skum!"
Picture Darth Vader is a Great DadNovember 15, 2011
Having your skin burned off really helps you figure out what's important.