Picture Portal Pool PartyJune 27, 2011
Now you're lounging with portals.
Make Visa rue the day it thought it could send Cave Johnson a platinum card!
Picture Portal 2 Wheatley Ice Cream ConeJune 13, 2011
"They told me that if I ever fell off this cone, I would die!"
Bad news is, they're all insane. The good news is they're insane in funny, highly-quotable ways.
An inspirational message for all you citrus arsonists out there.