Happy 33rd birthday, David! We got you a cake with everything you wanted, except your parents' respect.
Picture "21-up" Mario Birthday CakeMarch 23, 2011
Congratulations, now you can legally drink yourself to death 20 times!
Picture Super Mario Birthday CakeMarch 15, 2011
I want to know how it ever fit in that box.
Today's the day you become a real man-child.
Picture AT-AT CakeMarch 15, 2012
It only has two weaknesses: snowspeeder-mounted tow cables, and mouths.