January 27, 2012
Picture Ultimate Pokemon Facebook Timeline
Update status for trouble. Like it double.
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Pwnsident Evil 6
Ever had a moment so nerdy that you needed to tell the Internet about it? Send your submissions to dorklypwnup at gmail.
There is this girl I like, but she has a boyfriend and thinks of me only as a friend. Then one evening we were alone and eventually made out. The first thing I said after was “achievement unlocked.” She decided to stay with her boyfriend.
-Anonymous
In college, I convinced the campus doctor that I had a ADHD and got an Adderall prescription. I didn’t have ADHD. I did it so I could stay up all night playing Socom and remain attentive and alert. That’s right. I needed performance enhancing drugs to maintain my 3:1 kill-death ratio.
-Brennan
Last night, I dreamed I was in Skyrim. The dream included long loading screens.
-Anonymous
I was asked to play piano for a funeral. They wanted me to play for about a hour and a half. After 45 minutes, I was running out of songs. I took a risky move and played the Dire Dire Docks theme from Super Mario 64. Nobody noticed. In fact, everybody loved the song.
-Anonymous
January 27, 2012
Link Shirt of the Week: Think Different
My BlackBerry works just as good as a portal gun, thank you very much.
Article The 15 Most Frustrating Situations in Videogames
There is a new king in the land of broken controllers! After receiving almost 1.3 million votes, the most rage-inducing moment has finally been crowned. I’d like to thank the gaming community for the huge turnout, but in reality, it was probably just a couple guys voting a few hundred thousand times each. So this one’s for you, Paul and Mike. You guys really hit it out of the park.
15. Not realizing you’re fighting enemies that will respawn indefinitely and wasting all your health and ammo trying to finish them all off
You weren’t supposed to win, you were supposed to run away. Unfortunately, the game decided to let you figure this out on your own. Since you’re a total fake badass and NEVER back down from a fake fight, you didn’t figure it out until you’d already unloaded clip after clip into the unending army of minions. Now you’re off to the next section of the game barely clinging to life. Annnnnnd it just auto-saved. Beautiful.
14. Running out of inventory slots
Gamers are hoarders by nature. We are obsessive collectors. Even useless items somehow find their way into our inventories, because hey, those can be sold for gold and we like collecting gold; even when we’ve already got all the best items in the game. Thus, a full inventory is our sworn enemy: You’re suddenly faced with the realization that you can’t keep all that phat loot you’ve been picking up along the way. Some particularly cruel games won’t even let you drop items, meaning you’ve got to run back to your item box any time you fill up. I’m looking at you, Resident Evil.
January 25, 2012
Picture Bowser's Real Name Revealed
The only thing worse than being named Bowser is being named Morton.






