This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.
They've got everything you need forever and ever.
All is fair in love and puzzles.
Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.
Never base a marriage around mutual hatred for a plumber.
original Dorkly Bits: Excitebike ManiacJanuary 31, 2012
Sportsmanship is for losers.
original Dorkly Bits: Luigi Meets WaluigiJanuary 31, 2012
You can't judge a book by its cover. It's usually way worse.
original Dorkly Bits: Ken Wants to be RyuJanuary 24, 2012
Imitation is the sincerest form of annoyance.
original Dorkly Bits: Mario is Too MainstreamJanuary 25, 2012
You've probably heard of him.
He's got a few tricks up his furry, pixelated sleeve.