original Mortal MisunderstandingOctober 15, 2012
It's the beginning of the happy ending.
original Mario's ExOctober 09, 2012
Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.
original Emergency XCOM MeetingOctober 08, 2012
Aliens are invading, and only XCOM ca-BE IGNORED BECAUSE ALIENS ARE NOT INVADING END SENTENCE
original Smoke's Not Doing WellOctober 01, 2012
Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.
original Link's Fun Uncle DiesSeptember 25, 2012
It's dangerous to go alone. Take a brewski, kiddo.
original Banjo's Big Mix-UpSeptember 24, 2012
He can bear-ly bear the em-bear-assment! (note: he's a bear)
original Superman's Bad DaySeptember 18, 2012
The man of steel needs to look out.
original Paperboy NewsroomSeptember 17, 2012
A paperboy who doesn't destroy every window in sight? News to me.
original Link's WishSeptember 11, 2012
It's not delivery, it's destiny.
original Voltorb Doesn't Want To DieSeptember 10, 2012
He really doesn't want to bomb this battle.