She's got some ghosts in her closet.
original Dorkly Bits: Mario 2 PervertsNovember 10, 2010
Peach is gonna hit them with a turnip. Or a lawsuit.
original Dorkly Bits: Mega Man's TutorNovember 09, 2010
Studying is for humans.
Swordsmen don't like to be burdened by unnecessary items. Like swords.
Those fighting green monsters are real sticklers about parking violations.
original Dorkly Bits: PacMan Family ProblemsNovember 02, 2010
I guess that's why she's "Ms." PacMan.
original Dorkly Bits: Yoshi Loves BirdoNovember 05, 2010
Love is gross.
It's all fun and games until someone gets their spine ripped out.
There's only one way to open a DK barrel: The wrong way.
original Dorkly Bits: Yoshi Hates MarioDecember 30, 2010
Mario's been a hero for a long time. He's been a jerk even longer.