The only thing more precious than gold rings: Oxygen.
original Dorkly Bits: Mario Kart CrashDecember 14, 2010
All it takes is one rogue banana.
They've doomed the world to a future of mushroom cuts and N' Sync.
original Dorkly Bits: Angry Birds StrategyDecember 10, 2010
They're killing two birds with one slingshot.
They're not going to let a little thing like a zombie apocalypse get them down.
original Dorkly Bits: Bomberman's GoodbyeNovember 30, 2010
It's better to blow up than to fade away.
original Dorkly Bits: TMNT Argue Over PizzaDecember 03, 2010
They're cool, but rude. And low on health.
original Dorkly Bits: Scribblenauts AddictNovember 23, 2010
He's high on adventure!
Sonic's only weakness is motion sickness.
original Dorkly Bits: Kirby's ArgumentNovember 19, 2010
Sometimes you need to walk a mile with someone else in your stomach.