original Dorkly Bits: Lifeguard MarioJanuary 14, 2011
No holding down B in the pool area.
The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.
original Dorkly Bits: White Mages are JerksJanuary 05, 2011
The best defense is a crappy offense.
original Dorkly Bits: Mega Man Needs To GoJanuary 07, 2011
To be the number 1 robot, you need a place to go number 2.
original Dorkly Bits: Yoshi Hates MarioDecember 30, 2010
Mario's been a hero for a long time. He's been a jerk even longer.
Swordsmen don't like to be burdened by unnecessary items. Like swords.
original Dorkly Bits: Charizard's RevengeDecember 28, 2010
He's got a fiery temper.
original Dorkly Bits: Koopa Gets a StarDecember 27, 2010
Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.
The only thing more precious than gold rings: Oxygen.