original Dorkly Bits: Kazooie is KidnappedMarch 22, 2011
Living in a backpack is the least of her worries.
This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.
If she's going to street fight, she'd better do it like a proper lady.
He's game ready. And really, really desperate.
He doesn't have the best foreign policy, but have you seen his right hook?
original Dorkly Bits: Everybody Hates CronoMarch 08, 2011
They'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work.
original Dorkly Bits: Rejected Sega IntrosMarch 01, 2011
He'd be a great voiceover artist if he didn't have to read or talk.
Is this the alert phase or are you just happy to see me?
original Dorkly Bits: The Koopa King's SpeechFebruary 24, 2011
He's a t-t-t-t-terrifying ruler.
Guess who's being randomly encountered for dinner.