When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.
Back in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel.
Teamwork is infectious.
original Dorkly Bits: Mario Dumps PaulineJune 27, 2011
"It's not you, it's me .and the fact that you're not a princess."
original Women React to Duke Nukem ForeverJune 24, 2011
It's offensive. In more ways than one.
They're not the best strategists, but they'll run at you like nobody's business.
I think we can all agree that gridlock is the real monster here.
He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.
original Dorkly Bits: Kung Lao's Hat is DullJune 14, 2011
The only thing worse than having your head chopped off is having your head mostly chopped off.
Not enough minerals? MINE THEM YOURSELF.