original Dorkly Bits: Captain America Uses Drugs
June 02, 2011He's as American as apple pie injected with super steroids.
original Dorkly Bits: Mario Goes Down The Wrong Pipe
May 24, 2011No free coins. No extra lives. The only way out is the reset button.
original Dorkly Bits: Angry Birds vs. Tiny Wings
May 17, 2011Imitation is the sincerest form of ornithology.
original Dorkly Bits: Sheik Crashes a Bachelor Party
May 12, 2011You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.
original Dorkly Bits: Noob Saibot is a Noob
May 16, 2011He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.
original Dorkly Bits: Donkey Kong Doesn't Back Down
May 10, 2011You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.
original Dorkly Bits: Ecco's Friends Are Stupid Dolphins
May 04, 2011They say dolphins are only slightly less intelligent than humans. And humans are pretty dumb.
original Dorkly Bits: Mario With A Portal Gun
April 26, 2011The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.
