He's as American as apple pie injected with super steroids.
original Dorkly Bits: Mortal Kombat SitcomMay 24, 2011
They're going to kill you .with laughter!
No free coins. No extra lives. The only way out is the reset button.
original Dorkly Bits: How Blinky DiedMay 18, 2011
He's got a few ghost skeletons in his closet.
Imitation is the sincerest form of ornithology.
You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.
original Dorkly Bits: Noob Saibot is a NoobMay 16, 2011
He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.
You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.
They say dolphins are only slightly less intelligent than humans. And humans are pretty dumb.
original Dorkly Bits: Mario With A Portal GunApril 26, 2011
The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.