Back in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel.
Teamwork is infectious.
original Dorkly Bits: Mario Dumps PaulineJune 27, 2011
"It's not you, it's me .and the fact that you're not a princess."
original Women React to Duke Nukem ForeverJune 24, 2011
It's offensive. In more ways than one.
They're not the best strategists, but they'll run at you like nobody's business.
I think we can all agree that gridlock is the real monster here.
He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.
original Dorkly Bits: Kung Lao's Hat is DullJune 14, 2011
The only thing worse than having your head chopped off is having your head mostly chopped off.
Not enough minerals? MINE THEM YOURSELF.
You'd be amazed at how much living next to Hell will affect your property value.