original Dorkly Bits: If Classic Games Had DLC
July 07, 2011Back in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel.
original Dorkly Bits: Mario Dumps Pauline
June 27, 2011"It's not you, it's me….and the fact that you're not a princess."
original Dorkly Bits: Contra Henchman Strategy
June 22, 2011They're not the best strategists, but they'll run at you like nobody's business.
original Dorkly Bits: Sim City Monster Hates Your City
June 20, 2011I think we can all agree that gridlock is the real monster here.
original Dorkly Bits: Mario Meets With His Agent
June 15, 2011He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.
original Dorkly Bits: Kung Lao's Hat is Dull
June 14, 2011The only thing worse than having your head chopped off is having your head mostly chopped off.
original Dorkly Bits: Starcraft SCVs Go On Strike
June 08, 2011Not enough minerals? MINE THEM YOURSELF.
original Dorkly Bits: The Diablo Townspeople Should Move
June 10, 2011You'd be amazed at how much living next to Hell will affect your property value.
