original Dorkly Bits: Luigi Wears RedSeptember 23, 2011
Imitation is the sincerest form of douchebaggery.
You don't need jelly beans to transform into a productive member of society.
Nothing's more dangerous than stereotyping. Except maybe Goro.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.
original Dorkly Bits: Smash Bros. FatalitiesSeptember 09, 2011
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
original Dorkly Bits: Tifa Embarrasses BarretSeptember 02, 2011
It's not the size of your gun arm that counts, it's how you use it.
original Dorkly Bits: Tails Can't DieSeptember 06, 2011
One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.
original Dorkly Bits: Chill Penguin is ChillAugust 24, 2011
He's not big on using shotgun ice, but he's always down to shotgun Natty Ice.
Will Scorpion get the big promotion? Or will he get his spine ripped out through his eye sockets? Find out this week on "Get Over Here!"
It's better to give than to receive a terrible present.