Initializing raspy voice mode
original Dorkly Bits: Mario is a FurryOctober 25, 2011
If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.
original Dorkly Bits: Robotnik Finally WinsOctober 24, 2011
This isn't the game over he asked for.
These Dorkly boys don't cut em' no slack.
original Dorkly Bits: Mario's Mushroom Mix-upOctober 17, 2011
Doubling in size instantly is bad for your health.
Who the hell is Link?
You will rue the day you summoned him.
original Dorkly Bits: NBA Lockout JamOctober 04, 2011
The only dunking he's doing involves cookies and milk.
original Dorkly Bits: Diddy Kong CountrySeptember 28, 2011
Player 2 has Player 1 aspirations.
That's the last time he'll drive while eating Falcon Lunch.