Thank god he didn't have his crossbow on him.
You have to be careful around Penn Station, there's lots of "Death Eaters". (That's what my dad calls homeless people.)
Video Zombie Phone PrankOctober 21, 2013
"Dude, your phone is haunted, I recommend upgrading to iOS 7".
You're better off (un)dead.
Video The Seussing DeadSeptember 09, 2013
The zombies who stole Christmas (and literally every other day).