It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...a creepy dude wearing skintight spandex?
They're men. They're men in tights.
He gave you a signal watch only he can hear? That's a deal-breaker.
Video Superman VS The HulkMarch 09, 2012
It's a battle of the super strong versus the super everything.
He's the hero Gotham...has.