Because the only things missing from modern weddings were ninjas and pro-wrestlers.
The original draft of the "DK Rap" was performed by Coolio (probably).
This is the most disturbing Donkey Kong video ever, besides that horrible cg animated show in the 90's.
Video Stop Motion Donkey KongJuly 26, 2013
Let's hope he doesn't hit the kill screen.
It's no Donkey Kong Country for old men.