Video Mirror's Edge IRLJuly 02, 2013
This is a No-Parkouring Zone.
Not bat for an out-of-shape plumber battling turtles.
We get it, man. You play videogames and you're good at real life. QUIT RUBBING IT IN.
You can pick up Marcus Phoenix's collection of poetry, "Tears of War," at your local Barnes & Noble.
"Oh no, we've alerted the horde! Nevermind, that's just us."