More like Smaug the draggin'.
If you don't have your own metal shop, I recommend grave-robbing some elves.
Why didn't Gandalf just use the giant eagles? Because Bilbo was known for flipping the bird.
Video Mean ElvesNovember 26, 2013
Four for you, Bilbo Baggins. You go, Bilbo Baggins!
Which way to the Bilbo Baggage Claim?