He deserves a Patton the back. Note: this was completely improvised.
Video The Imperial RecruiterJanuary 03, 2013
Join today and the Empire will pay for your college education*! * Alderaan colleges only.
Just when you thought Stormtroopers couldn't get any more intimidating.
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody hates droids.
Sung by Boba Fettie Mercury.