The only person who can kill more characters than George RR Martin is the Dragonborn.
In this universe, the most advanced thieving technique is "put a basket on their head".
Video COPS: Skyrim (Episode 2)September 05, 2012
The Dragonborn lays down the Dragonlaw.
It's so beautiful, it makes me want to go yell at some dragons.
Winter is Dovahkiin.