Video The Mario RapJune 24, 2013
Spittin' more fire than a piranha plant.
What is the Momtrix? You have to see it for yourself.
Video GluedAugust 14, 2012
Play outside? How are you supposed to defeat Bowser there?
You can pick up Marcus Phoenix's collection of poetry, "Tears of War," at your local Barnes & Noble.
"Oh no, we've alerted the horde! Nevermind, that's just us."