This gets even creepier if you're a silent protagonist.
The conversation continues with part 3 of this feminist breakdown of the tropes and mechanics at the heart of almost every classic game.
Now she can defeat Donkey Kong AND sexism.
You can pick up Marcus Phoenix's collection of poetry, "Tears of War," at your local Barnes & Noble.
"Oh no, we've alerted the horde! Nevermind, that's just us."