This is a two-man job. After all, there's no "i" in "Wii-mote." Other than those first two.
For a drift boost, you have to look for the brown sparks.
If this really was Los Santos, everyone would just run away or start a fistfight, no exceptions.
Video Zelda in Real LifeDecember 06, 2013
The first thing that'd happen is everyone would make fun of his hat.
See, this is why people like dogs better. They aren't burdened with all that free will.