Turns out Creepers will make you completely re-think bacon.
Aperture Science+Penguins+Violence+Dubstep= 4 minutes of entertainment.
And who wrote "I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU, BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE"? Sounds like the work of aliens to me.
Everything was going great for Spyro the Dragon, until some Dovahkiin ate his soul.