Aperture Science+Penguins+Violence+Dubstep= 4 minutes of entertainment.
And who wrote "I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU, BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE"? Sounds like the work of aliens to me.
Everything was going great for Spyro the Dragon, until some Dovahkiin ate his soul.
Marriage is the greatest test of all.
It's the friendliest possible game about enslaving flower-people for your own needs.