Just wait until PETP gets a hold of this.
Step 1: Create Pikachu. Step 2: MoneyMoneyMoneyCashDollarsMoney
NOW the game about having magical animals fight each other for the amusement of children should make sense.
I already wrote a slashfic where the girls from this video make out with Weird Al Yankovic.
To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny, assuming my skin doesn't melt off first.