You've got a pet in me.
I'm sure whoever made that hula hoop had no idea what they really invented was "the feline insanity machine".
"So wait, what's going on with this Animus thing? Were those aliens? This plot feels needlessly baroque. Meow."
This is going to give him some pretty horrific ideas for pest control.
"There's no rule that says a dog can't play Civilization V!"