"So wait, what's going on with this Animus thing? Were those aliens? This plot feels needlessly baroque. Meow."
This is going to give him some pretty horrific ideas for pest control.
Turn up those speakers, clear the dance floor, and let's get fit.
See, this is why people like dogs better. They aren't burdened with all that free will.
Dust off that old Wii, and get your copy of Brawl back from your college roommate, because things just got interesting.