If you think this is impressive, you should see him do the Macarena.
A life dream fulfilled: He's the best dancer at the arcade.
She's either headed straight to Juilliard or her mom's basement.
You can pick up Marcus Phoenix's collection of poetry, "Tears of War," at your local Barnes & Noble.
"Oh no, we've alerted the horde! Nevermind, that's just us."