Step 1: Create Pikachu. Step 2: MoneyMoneyMoneyCashDollarsMoney
C'mon Siri - "I'm going to make him a waffle he can't refuse"?!
It's all a bit too British, innit?
NOW the game about having magical animals fight each other for the amusement of children should make sense.
To be a Pokemon Master is my destiny, assuming my skin doesn't melt off first.