How else can you to make 300 pages last forever?
Why didn't Gandalf just use the giant eagles? Because Bilbo was known for flipping the bird.
First off all, I'm pretty sure this whole 'Middle Earth' thing is fake.
Video Honest Trailer: 300February 26, 2014
This... is... Honesty!!!!
Revenge is a dish best served cooked by dragonfire.