"That's my secret, Cap: I'm always...uh....line?"
The Avengers won't return his calls.
Finally, a big budget blockbuster about kids murdering each other so they won't starve.
Marvel's newest movie has 100% more homicidal raccoons and tree-men than any of their other franchises. That's all you need to know.
Sandra Bullock's trapped in zero gravity and way more than zero lucky breaks.