The only person who can kill more characters than George RR Martin is the Dragonborn.
In this universe, the most advanced thieving technique is "put a basket on their head".
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He's in charge of the Clown College of Winterhold.
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Whatcha gonna do when the Dragonborn comes for you?
It's so beautiful, it makes me want to go yell at some dragons.