Video Metroid: The Rock OperaFebruary 25, 2014
Alternate titles: "The Ridley Horror Picture Show" or "Other M-erican Idiot".
Video Samus vs. A CatApril 17, 2013
Now we know what happened to the Chozo.
Whoa, just found out Metroid is a girl, and named Samus. Crazy.
Behind every great woman there's an awful man trying to get her in a bikini.
"Wait, SAMUS IS A GIRL!?" Guy who played the first half of Metroid and hasn't checked up on videogames since.