The only person who can kill more characters than George RR Martin is the Dragonborn.
In this universe, the most advanced thieving technique is "put a basket on their head".
Just another reminder not to piss off your local Dovahkiin.
Video Skyrim Prank CallJuly 18, 2013
He's in charge of the Clown College of Winterhold.
Video Skyrim Moving CompanyJanuary 17, 2013
Remember: lift with the spell Telekenesis, not with your back.