You either die a sidekick, or you live long enough to get your own spinoff.
Some of the minds behind Dorkly and CollegeHumor bring you a webseries about nerds. Pass it on, in case you know any.
You can pick up Marcus Phoenix's collection of poetry, "Tears of War," at your local Barnes & Noble.
"Oh no, we've alerted the horde! Nevermind, that's just us."
They've got mushroom mixup down to a mushroom science.