Who the hell is Link?
Behind every great woman there's an awful man trying to get her in a bikini.
"Wait, SAMUS IS A GIRL!?" Guy who played the first half of Metroid and hasn't checked up on videogames since.
video Samus vs. KittenSeptember 14, 2010
Samus faces her greatest challenge yet: A house pet.
Video Busta Rhymes vs. ZeldaApril 04, 2011
He's even more musically gifted than Saria.