F***, Marry, Kill: Pokemon Starters

By Tony Wilson / December 31, 2013

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Something Bulbasaur really makes your big flower bloom. Maybe it's that winning smile, maybe it's those shapely legs, or maybe it's the irresistible allure of whatever mysterious, oozing plant orifice might be buried somewhere beneath his thick mat of totally untamed grass. Be sure to wear protection! Not only because he's a poison type, but because if you "plant a seed" you might just wind up with a Bulba-by of your own.


Speaking of lifelong commitments to japanese fantasy creatures, which Pokemon starter would you like to MARRY?

 

 

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Pokemon Starters

 

 

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