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				<link>http://www.dorkly.com/article/52014/pwn-up-a-league-of-their-pwn</link>
				<title>Pwn Up: A League of Their Pwn</title>
				<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 09:00:01 -0400</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><em>Ever had a moment so nerdy that you needed to tell the Internet about it? Send your submissions to <strong>dorklypwnup at gmail</strong>.</em></p>

	<p><div class="media"><div class="embed right"><img src="http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/45/87/206f4511f553bb75c51aa9423954a124-pwn-up-a-league-of-their-pwn.jpg" width="150" height="176" alt="Pwn Up: A League of Their Pwn"  /></div></div>I am a factory worker who has always loved Star Wars. One day at work, I was running a machine called the depiler when it quit, dead as a door nail. A <span class="caps">PLC</span> card that controlled the movement had blown.  Without missing a beat I turned to my coworker and said, &quot;Uncle Owen, this droid has a bad motivator.&quot; He had no idea what I was talking about.<br  />...]]></description>
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				<link>http://www.dorkly.com/article/51904/worst-covers-in-videogame-history</link>
				<title>20 of the Worst Videogame Covers of All-Time</title>
				<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 09:00:01 -0400</pubDate>
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	<p>They say &quot;Never judge a book by its cover,&quot; but they never said we couldn&#039;t judge videogames that way. Terrible videogame covers have a lot of explanations: laziness, confusion, the desire to depict an airbrushed photo of Tommy Lasorda that came to the artist during a night terror, etc. But they all share one common factor: they are hilariously awful. Here are 20 of the worst offenders of all-time.</p>

	<p>(<em>Note: We are excluding the Mega Man games, since we <a href="http://www.dorkly.com/article/43085/mega-man-cover-art-memos"><strong>already covered them</strong></a> extensively.</em>)<br  />...]]></description>
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				<link>http://www.dorkly.com/article/51986/the-10-best-legend-of-zelda-games-in-history</link>
				<title>The 10 Greatest Legend of Zelda Games In History</title>
				<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 09:00:05 -0400</pubDate>
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	<p>The Legend of Zelda is one of the greatest series in videogame history, with nearly every game being a classic in its own right. So, mostly just to get the internet really upset about something, we asked you to vote for your favorite Zelda game of all time. And after nearly 200,000 votes (<a href="http://www.dorkly.com/toplist/51819/the-best-legend-of-zelda-game">you can see the full results here</a>), you (well, a bunch of people who voted, which may or may not include you) have decided the top 10 games in the Legend of Zelda series, which has done pretty well for a series starring a kid who never speaks and doesn&#039;t even have his name in the title. So take a break from trying to figure out how the new Link to the Past game will affect the Zelda Timeline and read about the top 10 Zelda games of all-time.<br  />...]]></description>
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				<link>http://www.dorkly.com/article/51808/pwn-up-future</link>
				<title>Pwn Up: Animal Crunking</title>
				<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 09:00:01 -0400</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><em>Ever had a moment so nerdy that you needed to tell the Internet about it? Send your submissions to <strong>dorklypwnup at gmail</strong>.</em></p>

	<p><div class="media"><div class="embed right"><img src="http://1.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/13/98/6cc9c408a7e10b4517a8743f09dada87-pwn-up-future.jpg" width="150" height="195" alt="Pwn Up: Future"  /></div></div>Last night I drank a few too many beers with my neighbors. I didn&#039;t remember going to bed, but when I woke up, Animal Crossing: City Folk was playing on my TV. Apparently I&#039;m an excellent fisherman when I&#039;m drunk, as my entire inventory was full of Sea Basses. I&#039;m just glad none of my neighbors moved out.<br  />...]]></description>
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				<link>http://www.dorkly.com/article/51901/gamers-ready-for-summer</link>
				<title>Gamers Ready For Summer</title>
				<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 09:00:01 -0400</pubDate>
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	<p><div class="media"><div class="embed center"><img src="http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/51/80/489763fe7b18f04ec4bf473c06e3389c-gamers-ready-for-summer.jpg" width="600" height="337" alt="Gamers Ready For Summer"  />...]]></description>
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				<link>http://www.dorkly.com/article/51894/15-more-things-youll-never-hear-gamers-say</link>
				<title>15 More Things You'll Never Hear Gamers Say</title>
				<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 09:00:05 -0400</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><div class="media"><div class="embed center"><img src="http://1.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/69/35/b8eb75d7d43366a2ac174dafc18d329e.jpg" width="600" height="500" alt="15 More Things Youll Never Hear Gamers Say"  /></div></div><br  />
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				<title>Why Iron Man Doesn't Ask Any of the Avengers For Help</title>
				<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 09:00:05 -0400</pubDate>
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				<link>http://www.dorkly.com/article/51844/eas-press-release-announcing-theyve-secured-the-star-wars-license</link>
				<title>EA's Press Release Announcing They've Secured the Star Wars License</title>
				<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<link>http://www.dorkly.com/article/51807/pwn-up-is-that-a-3ds-in-your-pants</link>
				<title>Pwn Up: Is That a 3DS In Your Pants?</title>
				<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 09:00:01 -0400</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p><em>Ever had a moment so nerdy that you needed to tell the Internet about it? Send your submissions to <strong>dorklypwnup at gmail</strong>.</em></p>

	<p><div class="media"><div class="embed right"><img src="http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/97/68/1481d2394600ff6ac92c7e16c4497d6f-pwn-up-the-pwn.jpg" width="150" height="186" alt="Pwn Up: The Pwn - Image 2"  /></div></div>Yesterday I had to dress nicely for a photoshoot my school was doing to send out to various camps I will be working at this summer.  As any other normal day, I carried my 3DS in my pocket unaware of it&#039;s pronounced outline in my dress pants.  I just got the photos back and in every photo you can see a large rectangle on the front of my pants.<br  />...]]></description>
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				<link>http://www.dorkly.com/article/51646/the-internerd-gaming-google-trends</link>
				<title>Pokemon Google Trends Showdown</title>
				<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 09:00:01 -0400</pubDate>
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	<p>Google Trends is a great tool for seeing what the world is searching Google for, where they&#039;re searching it from, and how often they&#039;re searching it. It even has a feature where you can show different searches to compare their popularity over the past decade. As an experiment, we&#039;re comparing Pokemon searches with ones more applicable to real life, and seeing who came out the winner. The results may surprise you (if you think <em>anything</em> is more popular than Pokemon, that is)&#133;<br  />...]]></description>
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