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Article 90's Sitcom Character Alignment Chart

January 5, 2011
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Article Dorkly's 20 Favorite Videos of 2010

January 5, 2011



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Article 7 Magic Cards Based on People who Play Magic

January 4, 2011

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Article Overheard on Xbox: Issue #32

January 4, 2011

Ever hear something horrible and/or hilarious on Xbox Live? Send your submissions to overheardonxbox at gmail.

Playing hardcore TDM on Black Ops I joined a lobby with about 10 seconds before Nuketown started. I had obviously joined in the middle of a conversation because all I heard was "… I don't care if she apologizes and scrubs her feet with Ajax, I'm going to stay here and play until about 3:30."-Steve
So one day me and my buddy Dilly were playing RBSV2 with a guy who must have been 13 to 15 years old. We started hearing his mom on the other end of the mic. His mom was asking him if he was gay or not, because she was trying to set him up with the neighbor's gay son. His reply to his mother was "I'm only gay on Tuesday, Mom!"SD
While playing a game of Halo 2 a while back my friends and I were playing a marathon of team slayer with our Aussie friend Static. After about an hour or so, one of our friends left and was promptly replaced with my friend's little brother. After a particularly exciting game where Static went 18-0 my friend's little brother stated the following:
Brother: Static I've been wondering something.Static: Yes?Brother: How the hell do you get electricity to your hut?There was a long silence followed by a burst of laughter when we realized he was serious.Static: I have a kangaroo on a treadmill in my backyard.-Joe
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Article 6 Kinect Games I Have the Energy To Play

January 3, 2011
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Article Assassin's Creed: Ezio's New Recruits

January 3, 2011
  1. Ezio

    Good to have a new Assassin recruit on board, let me start to show you the ropes.

  2. Recruit

    I can't wait! I've always wanted to learn how to eliminate our enemies swiftly and clinically without leaving a trace.

  3. Ezio

    Well… swiftly yes… but we don't really care too much about the second part.

  4. Recruit

    Really? I mean, don't people notice, when you kill people?

  5. Ezio

    Maybe for about a second, but most people seem to think I'm on some drunken wager and get back to carrying boxes from A to B.

  6. Recruit

    But what about the guards? Surely they're constantly looking for you?

  7. Ezio

    Yeah, kind of. They put up posters of me, but that's about it.

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Article 7 Videogame Characters and Their New Years Resolutions

January 3, 2011

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Article Plants vs. Zombies vs. Awesome

December 29, 2010
  1. Peashooter

    Ah, life. Fresh air, warm sunlight, and plenty of water, garden life is great.

  2. Repeater

    Bunker-up soldier, welcome to hell.

  3. Peashooter

    What are you talking about?

  4. Repeater

    You've just been planted into a battlefield.

  5. Peashooter

    A battlefield? But the sunflowers look like they're having such a great time.

  6. Repeater

    Their smiles are just for show. They have it rough.

  7. Sunflower

    BLARGH!! Oh God make it stop!

  8. Peashooter

    Did he just vomit sunshine?

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Article Letters Home from the Call of Duty Battlefield

December 28, 2010

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Article Pwn My Life: Issue #56

December 28, 2010

Ever had a moment so nerdy that you needed to tell the Internet about it? Read more nerd confessions at Collegehumor, and send your submissions to dorklypwnmylife at gmail.

When I was in high school, my friends and I had a hard time beating Ninja Gaiden for Xbox. After months of practice, I finally beat it. My friends were all impressed and with my new found confidence I went up to the hottest girl in school and tried to hit on her. My pick up line: "Hey, so I beat Ninja Gaiden." Didn't work.-Anonymous

I once failed an exam on Greek mythology and got detention. To make things worse, I answered with the names of WoW characters. I got detention because the teacher also played WoW and knew who they were.-Carl

I puked during my calculus final today. I got that nervous.-Santa's Little Helper

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