Article Pwn My Life: Issue #58January 6, 2011
Ever had a moment so nerdy that you needed to tell the Internet about it? Read more nerd confessions at CollegeHumor, and send your submissions to dorklypwnmylife at gmail.
I recently attended the Tron: Legacy midnight showing wearing my "The Dude Abides" shirt. While walking up the stairs a guy yelled to me, "Lebowski sucks!" Needless to say, we were each escorted from the premises. I have yet to see Tron: Legacy.-Anonymous
One day, the wi-fi on my Wii stopped working. Instead of using the Internet channel to look up porn that night, I had to make slutty looking Mii's on the Mii channel as a last resort. It was a struggle, but it was worth it in the end.-Anonymous
I use a C-3PO figurine to hold my retainer.-Anonymous
Article Overheard on Xbox: Issue #32January 4, 2011
Ever hear something horrible and/or hilarious on Xbox Live? Send your submissions to overheardonxbox at gmail.
So one day me and my buddy Dilly were playing RBSV2 with a guy who must have been 13 to 15 years old. We started hearing his mom on the other end of the mic. His mom was asking him if he was gay or not, because she was trying to set him up with the neighbor's gay son. His reply to his mother was "I'm only gay on Tuesday, Mom!"SD
While playing a game of Halo 2 a while back my friends and I were playing a marathon of team slayer with our Aussie friend Static. After about an hour or so, one of our friends left and was promptly replaced with my friend's little brother. After a particularly exciting game where Static went 18-0 my friend's little brother stated the following:
Brother: Static I've been wondering something.Static: Yes?Brother: How the hell do you get electricity to your hut?There was a long silence followed by a burst of laughter when we realized he was serious.Static: I have a kangaroo on a treadmill in my backyard.-Joe
Good to have a new Assassin recruit on board, let me start to show you the ropes.
I can't wait! I've always wanted to learn how to eliminate our enemies swiftly and clinically without leaving a trace.
Well swiftly yes but we don't really care too much about the second part.
Really? I mean, don't people notice, when you kill people?
Maybe for about a second, but most people seem to think I'm on some drunken wager and get back to carrying boxes from A to B.
But what about the guards? Surely they're constantly looking for you?
Yeah, kind of. They put up posters of me, but that's about it.