Article Spyro is PissedDecember 20, 2010
Alright, what's on our schedule today? Lots to do. I'm thinking crossover. Maybe a comic
Spyro, I I don't know how to keep telling you. It's over. No one likes you.
What? I'm freaking Spyro. The Playstation mascot. Who is bigger than me?
Well, uh, Mario, for starters.
Mario? The Plumber? Get out of here.
He's really popular. Everyone loves plumbers.
You know what else is popular? Dragons. Dragons are popular.
He has a giant lizard too. So cool
Article Pwn My Life: Issue #54December 16, 2010
Ever had a moment so nerdy that you needed to tell the Internet about it? Read more nerd confessions at Collegehumor, and send your submissions to dorklypwnmylife at gmail.
After playing for six years, I finally won a caption contest on the Neopets site. I took a screen shot of my winning post and the virtual trophy. I keep it in a secret file on my desktop and I look at it when I'm feeling down. I'm 18 years old and the thing that cheers me up is reminiscing about the time I beat out a bunch of 7-year-olds in a children's humor contest.-C
I am a female comic book artist. One day I was messing around with my brother-in-law's copy of Scribblenauts and decided to summon "cartoonist." She looks exactly like me.-SubbyP
Last year, when CoD: MW 2 came out, my long-term crush had decided he wanted to pay me a visit because we hadn't seen each other in a while. I was hesitant, but he showed up anyway. He started kissing me while I was playing the game, and finally we got to fooling around. Mid-way through I stopped and told him, "I'm sorry. I just can't do this, I keep thinking about Call of Duty. I need to beat the campaign." Then I kicked him out and finished the campaign. He's still the number two man in my life, but number one will always be videogames.-Sarah
I got a nosebleed last night while playing Black Ops. My mom had to turn off my Xbox to get me to go clean myself up.-Hawkar
Boomer = The Guy Who Drank Too Much
The faintest of belches resonating from down the hall are the first indication that a Boomer is near and he's about to blow. Use his heavy footsteps to identify him as quickly as possible and get out of his way, because when he spews (and he will), the results can be devastating.
The Tank = The Cockblock
She's the only thing standing between your friends and a group of seemingly interested females. Unfortunately she drove and she's tired, so there's no way you're getting past her by yourself. Enlisting the help of several willing and able wingmen is the only way to render her overpowering snark ineffective.
Article More MineralsDecember 15, 2010
Okay guys. The Zerg rush is coming faster than we thought. I'm going to need four guys-quick!
Hello? Guys in the barracks?
I won't shoot anyone until I get some minerals.
Me too! And I want gas.
Why do you want-
I require more vespene gas.
That makes no sense. And how do you want me to deliver you gas? And why?
Article 7 Videogame MemoirsDecember 14, 2010
Article Overheard on Xbox: Issue #30December 14, 2010
Ever hear something horrible and/or hilarious on Xbox Live? Send your submissions to overheardonxbox at gmail.
While playing a sixteen-man game of HALO: Reach, one of my friends asked who "Respawn" was and how/why he kept killing her.-Oscar
So there I am being an idiot on the Wii version of black ops using the headbanger headset and singing Justin Bieber songs very badly and this kid is all like "shut up! You can't even sing!" throughout the entire four matches he put up with me. Fortunately the Wii didn't have headsets before so all these six year olds don't know about the muting option. Now I can sing Justin Bieber all day and these six year olds have to put up with it.-Joe Momma
I was playing a free-for-all wager match on Black Ops, and after discovering he wasn't the only one with a mic, a guy spoke up and said, "Hey, is it strange that I'm playing Call of Duty naked?" I responded: "Not if you win."-Dan