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I typically choose not to talk much on COD BlackOps unless I'm playing with people from my friend's list.Â I was rolling hardcore CTF solo one day and was teamed up with a party of 5.Â I'm guessing they were around 18-21 years old.Â They were good teammates and were calling out the opposition for the first half of the match.Â As we were switching sides a guy on my team started acting like a radio DJ.Â He was actually making some fairly funny comments and everyone on my team stopped talking and was just listening to him.Â He went on for a few more minutes when I took my TurtleBeach'sÂ off mute and said "I would like to make a request.Â Can you play TLC, No Scrubs." He paused for about 10 seconds and then says (in a perfect Radio DJ voice) "We just got a request in so going out to GaveURmomCrabs (my gamertag) we have No Scrubs by TLC" then he played the song over his headset and everyone on my team just sat there listening to the entire song for the rest of the match.Â I don't know if I was more impressed with his ability to keep his composure or his ability to play "No Scrubs" within 10Â seconds of meÂ making the request.Â -GaveURmomCrabs
Once I was playing Halo Reach and breaking this guy for being terrible. I made a 'your mom' joke and he says "Well, my parents are dead. How does that make you feel?" Like 5 seconds later all you hear is "MIKEY! YOUR SANDWICH IS READY!" then you hear "MIKEY, YOUR 22 AND HAVE NO JOB. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET A GIRLFRIEND AND MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE?" -Wynntai