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Good to have a new Assassin recruit on board, let me start to show you the ropes.
I can't wait! I've always wanted to learn how to eliminate our enemies swiftly and clinically without leaving a trace.
Well swiftly yes but we don't really care too much about the second part.
Really? I mean, don't people notice, when you kill people?
Maybe for about a second, but most people seem to think I'm on some drunken wager and get back to carrying boxes from A to B.
But what about the guards? Surely they're constantly looking for you?
Yeah, kind of. They put up posters of me, but that's about it.
Ah, life. Fresh air, warm sunlight, and plenty of water, garden life is great.
Bunker-up soldier, welcome to hell.
What are you talking about?
You've just been planted into a battlefield.
A battlefield? But the sunflowers look like they're having such a great time.
Their smiles are just for show. They have it rough.
BLARGH!! Oh God make it stop!
Did he just vomit sunshine?
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When I was in high school, my friends and I had a hard time beating Ninja Gaiden for Xbox. After months of practice, I finally beat it. My friends were all impressed and with my new found confidence I went up to the hottest girl in school and tried to hit on her. My pick up line: "Hey, so I beat Ninja Gaiden." Didn't work.-Anonymous
I once failed an exam on Greek mythology and got detention. To make things worse, I answered with the names of WoW characters. I got detention because the teacher also played WoW and knew who they were.-Carl
I puked during my calculus final today. I got that nervous.-Santa's Little Helper
Though gaming in the 21st century has its share of icons, they never got the treatment that video game characters from the 90's did. If Nathan Drake, Master Chief, and the Weighted Companion Cube had been around a decade ago, surely they would be strapping on their driving gloves and getting ready to go for the gold in a wacky kart-racing game.