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Article 5 Political Posters From The Videogame World

March 22, 2011

Filed Under   samus   zelda   mario   propaganda

Article Overheard on Xbox: Issue #42

March 22, 2011

Ever hear something horrible and/or hilarious on Xbox Live? Send your submissions to overheardonxbox at gmail.

I'm playing COD: Black Ops with a full team of my friends during the map loading screen. In my best Justin Bieber Fan girl voice yell "Justin Bieber Powers Activate!" Everyone in the game is quiet for 10 Seconds and start laughing their asses off the match starts and I go 30-2. I still yell it every now and then-Anonymous
After several matches of a black guy and a redneck yelling at each other in Black Ops, the black guy called the redneck a racist, to which the redneck replied: "I'm not racist, I have colored television."-Michael
My friend and I were playing a game of Modern Warfare 2 and this little kid told my friend he was going to bang the crap out his mom. My friend responded with, "I have two dads."-Tyler
Filed Under   overheard on xbox

Article 5 Characters Talk About Being Rejected From Marvel vs. Capcom 3

March 21, 2011

Mega Man

I honestly don't blame them for not including me. They really needed the extra space for the gaggle of Resident Evil chumps. It's a pretty great move, so long as you ignore the fact that survival horror characters bring nothing to the fighting game table. But if they happen to come upon any puzzles mid-combo, they'll totally be prepared! Besides, the Mega Man void has been filled by the all-powerful Zero. I mean, the guy has a ponytail! How cool is that?

Seriously, though: Get a haircut you f**king robot hippie. I'd rather play as Servbot.


I used to be the face of this series. The cover of "X-Men vs. Street Fighter" had me shaking hands with Ryu. Now the guy won't even return my calls. Why does Capcom hate me? I shoot lasers out of my eyes. I am the leader of the X-Men and they include a f**king Sentinel over me! That'd be like making a Ninja Turtles fighting game and replacing Leonardo with a foot soldier. Though I'll bet they would have had the decency to give Leonardo a severance package. I had to sell my microwave to pay rent this month. Do you have any idea how degrading it is to heat up a Hot Pocket with an optic blast?
Filed Under   lists   marvel vs. capcom

Article Pokemon: The N00b Four

March 21, 2011
  1. Trainer

    Finally, I've reached the Elite 4!

  2. Shauntal

    Wow, you really plowed through the game fast.

  3. Trainer

    Yep. Pulled an all-nighter.

  4. Shauntal

    OK, cool. You sure you don't want to go back and make sure you didn't miss anything?

  5. Trainer

    Nah, not really.

Filed Under   conversations   pokemon

Article 10 More Lazy Pokemon Designs

March 18, 2011

Filed Under   pokemon

Article Pwn My Life: Issue #68

March 18, 2011

Ever had a moment so nerdy they you needed to tell the Internet about it? Send your submissions to dorklypwnmylife at gmail.

One day I was hella bored and watching cartoons when I stumbled upon an old DBZ episode. It awakened all my childhood memories. I became obsessed with it again. Any free time I had I would watch DBZ episodes online. I'm 24 and my wife is 22. She doesn't understand. She's caught me jacking off plenty of times, but I was more embarrassed when she caught me in our living room trying to go super saiyan.-maT

I bred (for natures and IVs), EV trained and raised 3 poketeams to lvl 100 while delivering pizzas. And no, I don't mean at red lights.-Anonymous

Since the beta of Starcraft 2, I've been watching matches from different people on youtube. First was Husky, HD, Day9, TotalBiscuit, then Psy and some others. I discuss the games in the comments below, everything from strategy debates to build orders. What's sad is that I don't even own Starcraft.-Anonymous

Filed Under   pwn my life

Article 6 Star Fox Advice Animals

March 17, 2011

Filed Under   starfox

Article The Weekly IRL: 7 Awesomely Nerdy Desserts

March 17, 2011

Filed Under   the weekly irl

Article The Dorklyst: The 6 Greatest Videogame Theories on the Internet

March 17, 2011

Videogamers and conspiracy nuts share a lot of common ground: both spend most of their time indoors, both post long, meandering tirades on internet message boards, and both stare at flickering screens all day. The only difference is that one group is playing Xbox, and the other is flipping frame-by-frame through Obama's inauguration speech trying to spot his lizardman tail. But sometimes the groups overlap, and we end up with some crazy theories about our favorite games. Strap on your tinfoil hats, sheeple: here are six of the weirdest videogame fan-theories out there.

6) Pokemon: You Killed Gary's Raticate

Gary Oak (or "Blue" or "Douche", as you probably called him), pops up every now and then in the first generation of Pokemon games, battling you whenever it's least convenient and generally being a snarky pain in the ass. Sympathy for this jerk was pretty low until early last year, when someone spread this story around the net. In short, Gary has a Rattata / Raticate that is a staple of his lineup all the way to the S.S. Anne. After you pummel his team onboard the ocean liner, the next time you see him he's visiting Lavender Town, the final resting place for dead Pokemon. His Raticate is nowhere to be seen. Did the brutal onslaught of your Poke-skills lay his stalwart companion to rest? Are... are you the real "Douche" in this game? Man, I need to go sit down.

Filed Under   the dorklyst

Article Bulletstorm's Skillshots Are For Maniacs

March 16, 2011
  1. General

    Remember soldiers, you get more points for more creative kills.

  2. Soldier 1


  3. General

    That's right, it's called skillshots. If you kill anyone really cool, you get more points for more upgrades.

  4. Soldier 1

    Maybe you could just give us those upgrades now. You know, so we can do our job?

  5. General

    No. The system works.

Filed Under   bulletstorm