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A random conversation between two people who did not know each other on Halo Reach:Xbox live player 1: Hey didn't you T-bag me earlier today?Xbox live player 2: I don't know.Xbox live player 1: Do you T-bag a lot?Xbox live player 2: I did T-bag a guy in Spire.Xbox live player 1: Yup, that was me.Xbox live player 2: Oh . sorry dude. -Steve S.
"Have you ever masturbated with buttered popcorn?"-Bryan B. playing team deathmatch in MW2
Playing Red Dead Redemption the other day I got embroiled in a massive land grab in Armadillo.Â A few of the guys in my posse had Southern accents, and the rest of us had, normal-ish voices (not Southern). Suddenly the posse leader pipes up with "Y'know I like y'all. You talk like British people but, I like you cause you're not British."Â WTF?-Michael R.
I was playing Modern Warfare 2 the other day and this guy was getting yelled at by what I assume was his girlfriend or wife. Â Finally he said, "I had told you if you slammed the door one more time I was gunna smack that sandwich right out your hand. Â Didn't I say that?"-Justin